A couple of funnies to start off your weekend…
Why aren’t there any blind skydivers?
Because it scares the heck out of the dogs!
Yeah, I realize that one only works if you assume that every blind person has a service dog. But it amused me when I heard it. There probably are blind skydivers, actually…I should probably go look that up.
The second one I thought up myself, though I can’t guarantee I’m the only person ever to think of it.
Someone on the bus reading over your shoulder.
You’re reading braille!
Have a great weekend, folks!